Sung to the traditional tune
On the first day of sneezing my body said to me
The white blooms are on the pear tree
On the second day of sneezing my body said to me
Two Benadryl for the white blooms are on the pear tree
On the third day of sneezing my body said to me
Three aspirin for the white blooms are on the pear tree
On the fourth day of sneezing my body said to me
Four cups of tea for the white blooms are on the pear tree
On the fifth day of sneezing my body said to me
GO TAKE A NAP!!!
Four cups of tea
Three Benadryl
Two aspirin
For the white blooms are on the pear tree
On the sixth day of sneezing my body said to me (shouted, not sung)
Enough!!! Go cut the dang tree down!